SITTING IN LIMBO*

Aquarina Springs
    Next Exit
Snake Farm
    3 miles
HEB
    It's a place around the corner
Country Inn
    8 miles
    exit 256
Holiday Inn
    14 miles
    exit San Marcos
Quality Inn
    next exit
Truck Weigh Station is Closed
Schlitterbahn
    it's a family place
EXIT HERE
Wymberly, Boerne
    exit here
Exit 377
My butt hurts!
    exit now
Take Highway 81 to
    Common Road
Turn to the right
    and exit
Stay that way

*south of Buda

James DeFord
1992